It's time for school and a bunch of kids enter their teacher's classroom and sit down ready to learn. The teacher then says, "Kids, today I want you to draw somethin on the chalkboard. I will call you up by name. When I call you up to the chalkboard I want you to draw anything you're thinking of. So then she calls up a girl from the back.
The girl comes up and draws a rainbow, the teacher says, "That's very nice, you may sit back down."
The girl sits back down at her desk then the teacher then calls another student up to the chalkboard...
The boy draws a picture of a house, the teacher says, "Thats very good Michael, now go ahead and sit back down."
The teacher then calls up another boy to the chalkboard and the boy starts to draw...
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The teacher asks, "What's that jimmy?"
The boy says, "It's a bar of soap."
The boy then draws something else...
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The teacher asks again, "What's that?"
The boy then says, "It's a mountain on top of a bar of soap."
The boy continues to draw something else...
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The teacher asks, "What's that?" The boy says, "Its snow on top of the mountain on top of the bar of soap."
The boy draws something else again...
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The teacher inquires, "What's that?" The boy replies, "It's the sun melting the snow on top of the mountain on top of the bar of soap."
The boy then draws something very awkward...
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The teacher asks, "What the hell is that?" The boy laughs and says, "Thats my dad in the shower picking up the bar of soap."
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