Q:How come gypsies can't have babies? A:Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Q:How many jews can you fit in hitler's truck? A:2 in the back and the rest in the ash tray.
Q:Why would Michael Jackson walk into SEARS? A:Because boy's pants are 1/2 off.
Q1:Wanna hear the story about the jungle? A1:It's Wild. Q2:Wanna hear the story about the pencil? A1:It's pointless. Q3:Wanna hear the story about Michael Jackson's mother? A1:She got screwed in the jungle with a pencil.
Q:Two Gays And Two Lesbians are running a race, which couple makes it to the finish first? A1:The gay couple, because they already got their shit packed. A2:The lesbian couple, because they're going lickidy-split.
Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:Put spikes on her shoulders. (Shrugging blonde lol)
Q:What do you say when you see a TV floating in mid air? A:Drop it nigga!!
